OK, the iPad 2, I got it figured out. [Oh, and I was going to post a thing saying where I've been and why I've been away etc. but later okay?] This post will lack links to sources and support for my speculation because there really isn't any. This is indeed speculation, a guess, but a smart one (IMHO) that I haven't seen anyone venture and I want some credit when it comes to pass.
This post predicts what the iPad 2 will be about. First, here's some footage of Apple's huge data center in North Carolina. It's finished, it's warm, it's ready to go: